Aggressively Dance on Chairs

Entry ID: #VL0001

Classification:

Verb

Definition:

To choose joy over common sense.

Usage

"What am I if I don't aggressively dance on chairs?"

Frequency

Weekly.

Current Hypothesis

Joy appears to increase proportionally with the number of chairs involved.

Supporting Evidence

Observed despite:

  • Severe sleep deprivation.

  • Approximately 10% remaining energy.

  • Two functioning brain cells.

Participation nevertheless occurred.

See Also

  • Good Girl (Field Note)

  • Sleep Deprivation (Definition — pending)

  • Last Two Brain Cells (Definition — pending)

  • Chair Class (Case Study — pending)

First documented during a period of chronic sleep deprivation. Continues to be observed with surprising regularity.

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