My Toe Nails
Entry: VL0003 — My Toe Nails
Classification
Definition
Emergency Broadcast
Conversation Behaviour
Definition
My Toe Nails
Information that must be communicated immediately regardless of relevance.
Usage
Most commonly observed when the subject becomes aware of information that another person does not currently possess.
Whether the information is relevant to the existing conversation does not appear to affect transmission.
Supporting Evidence
Figure 1
Subject sends video of newly shortened fingernails.
Recipient:
“They are prettty”
Subject:
“Do you see the pink nails”
Recipient:
“Where are the pink nails”
Subject:
“My toe nails”
Observation
At no point had toe nails been under discussion.
Current Hypothesis
The subject appears to operate under the assumption that if she knows something, other people may also benefit from knowing it.
Further research is ongoing.
Related Concepts
Matter-of-Fact
Last Two Brain Cells
Supporting Evidence
Closing Observation
